I’ve ultimately turned into a scumbag like you and now I treat everyone like scum I’m so awesome 

theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…
den-laekker-pige:

shitweed:

ladyherondale:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 


If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

It used to take me an hour and a half of travel time to visit my sister in the same state.

it takes me an hour and a half to get to uni ever day

It takes me 1 hour on 2 buses and 2 trains just to get to school every day. Straya.

it takes forever to get in and out of amarillo texas i’m not even kidding i miss that mass of nothingness but now i have beaches so i guess it makes up for it

a-simplelimabean:

so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just 

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(via we-pray-as-wolves)

IRONY IS A BITCH

thumbs up to youuuu

He told me he loved me and I couldn’t help but fall over on my bed and feel weird. He thought I was making fun of him but I really wasn’t. It’s so weird hearing it from someone else after so many years. I’m still trying to figure out how I feel about it. All I could do is give him a big hug.

stylesgrin:

this is the happiest picture i’ve seen in a long time
roxyyk:

it’s very very exhausting